What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What is your twin flame story?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What species of fish are horse mackerels?

Octopussy

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do you think most harem anime and manga have lame male protagonists that would be considered losers and pathetic by most people?

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

What would have happened if Shin was a good movie instead of a bad one?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

From Russia With Love

Where and how did ballet originate?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

Can I use ChatGPT to get chapter ideas? I’ll be writing it with my own words but I just get writer’s block when it comes to what to write?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Goldfinger

Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?